This dress is loud, proud, and full of swamp gas energy. The bodice features everyone’s favorite green icon, Shrek (yes, the World’s Greatest Farter himself)—because subtlety is for Donkey. Paired with a flowy, patchwork skirt of earthy greens and florals, this piece is part cottagecore, part chaos, and 100% dopamine dressing.
✨ Details:
Upcycled Shrek tee bodice (with that glorious fart joke front and center)
Cottagecore patchwork skirt with tiers of green checks and floral panels
Playful puff sleeves made from floral fabric for extra whimsy
Handmade, sustainable, and absolutely one-of-a-kind
Perfect for farmers markets, swamp strolls, or just declaring your allegiance to fart humor and fairytales.
Approximate measurements when laid flat:
6.5 inches at neck
17 inches armpit to armpit
10 inches at cinched seam, unstretched, will stretch to about 16 inches
38 inches top to bottom
*Fun Fact~ The top was an XL mens shirt I found at Goodwill and I fell in love with it. I cut it a little smaller than planned, which is unfortunate for me, but fortunate for you? The patchwork pieces were part of a fabric collection given to me and I think were meant to start a quilt. Perfect.
This dress is loud, proud, and full of swamp gas energy. The bodice features everyone’s favorite green icon, Shrek (yes, the World’s Greatest Farter himself)—because subtlety is for Donkey. Paired with a flowy, patchwork skirt of earthy greens and florals, this piece is part cottagecore, part chaos, and 100% dopamine dressing.
✨ Details:
Upcycled Shrek tee bodice (with that glorious fart joke front and center)
Cottagecore patchwork skirt with tiers of green checks and floral panels
Playful puff sleeves made from floral fabric for extra whimsy
Handmade, sustainable, and absolutely one-of-a-kind
Perfect for farmers markets, swamp strolls, or just declaring your allegiance to fart humor and fairytales.
Approximate measurements when laid flat:
6.5 inches at neck
17 inches armpit to armpit
10 inches at cinched seam, unstretched, will stretch to about 16 inches
38 inches top to bottom
*Fun Fact~ The top was an XL mens shirt I found at Goodwill and I fell in love with it. I cut it a little smaller than planned, which is unfortunate for me, but fortunate for you? The patchwork pieces were part of a fabric collection given to me and I think were meant to start a quilt. Perfect.
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